Discworld Calendar 2023: A Year Of Festivals And Fun

As a fan of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series, I was excited to get my hands on the Discworld Calendar for 2023. Not only does it feature stunning artwork from Paul Kidby, but it also includes a detailed guide to the year’s events and festivals in Ankh-Morpork and beyond. Here’s a closer look at what you can expect from the Discworld Calendar 2023.

The Year’s Highlights

One of the biggest events in the Discworld Calendar 2023 is the Unseen University vs. Guild of Assassins Charity Football Match. This annual match is always a crowd-pleaser, as the wizards and assassins battle it out on the pitch to raise money for a good cause. Other notable events include the Ankh-Morpork Spring Fling, the Sto Plains Horse Racing Festival, and the Copperhead Convention for connoisseurs of dwarf bread.

But it’s not all fun and games – there are also some serious events on the calendar. The anniversary of the Battle of Koom Valley is marked with a solemn ceremony, and the Assassins’ Guild holds its annual dinner, where members pay tribute to their fallen comrades.

A Guide to the Festivals

Each festival in the Discworld Calendar 2023 is accompanied by a detailed description, including its history, traditions, and recommended attire. For example, the Spring Fling is a celebration of new beginnings and the end of winter, and participants are encouraged to wear bright colors and bring offerings of flowers and food to the gods.

The Sto Plains Horse Racing Festival, on the other hand, is a time for betting and revelry. Attendees are advised to dress in their finest attire and bring plenty of money to wager on the races. And if you’re a fan of dwarf bread, the Copperhead Convention is the place to be – just don’t forget to bring a strong stomach.

A Personal Experience

One of my favorite events in the Discworld Calendar 2023 is the Jolly Sailor’s Free and Easy Night. This annual event takes place at the Jolly Sailor pub in Ankh-Morpork and is a night of music, storytelling, and general merriment. As a bard myself, I couldn’t resist the opportunity to perform at this legendary event.

The night was a blur of ale, laughter, and music. I performed some of my favorite ballads and even managed to get the audience singing along to “The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All.” It was a night I’ll never forget, and I can’t wait to attend next year’s Free and Easy Night.

Question & Answer

Q: Can anyone attend the festivals in the Discworld Calendar 2023?

A: Absolutely! The festivals are open to anyone who wants to attend, although some do require tickets or reservations. Just be sure to read up on the customs and traditions of each festival before you go, so you don’t accidentally offend anyone.

Q: Are there any new festivals or events in the Discworld Calendar 2023?

A: Yes, there are a few new events this year, including the Genua Grand Prix and the Lancre Music Festival. The Genua Grand Prix is a high-speed race through the city streets of Genua, while the Lancre Music Festival is a celebration of folk music and dancing in the kingdom of Lancre.

Q: Is it true that the Assassins’ Guild holds a dinner to honor their fallen members?

A: Yes, it is. The dinner is a somber affair, with a toast to each assassin who has died in the line of duty. It’s a reminder that even in a world of magic and mayhem, there are still consequences to one’s actions.

Conclusion

The Discworld Calendar 2023 is a must-have for any fan of the series. Not only is it a beautiful work of art, but it also provides a detailed guide to the year’s events and festivals. Whether you’re looking for fun and games or something more serious, there’s something for everyone in the Discworld Calendar 2023.